i was born a porn star she said
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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