i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I haven't been this sober since birth.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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