And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
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Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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