Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
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