her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
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Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
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Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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