just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I'm at about main and main street
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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