this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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