And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
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So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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