Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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