Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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