I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Did we literally take a cab across the street
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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