Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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