Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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