another moral hangover. fuck.
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
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You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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