I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Randomize
