chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
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