Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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