ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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