how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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