If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
