She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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