Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
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Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
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He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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