i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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