Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
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Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
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You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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