I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
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Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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