Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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