he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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