chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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