There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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