Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
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He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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