I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Randomize