I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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