Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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