Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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