Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
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My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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