Kiss
Puke
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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