New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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