Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
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I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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