So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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