Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
where does the pee come out of this thing
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Randomize
