just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
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My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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