I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
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Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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