strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
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the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
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What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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