Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
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do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
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SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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