question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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