i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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