Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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