I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Randomize
