All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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