Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
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She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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