Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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