wake up i wanna do it froggy style
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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