i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
We got so high we made milksteak
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
