what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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