Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
