I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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