Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
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How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
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In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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