what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
he was CRYING into my vagina
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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