Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.